Yo guys IM BACK !!!

Let me tell you a secret to own in dota just like me ------> always buy ring of health at the start no matter what hero you get..taa daa secret revealed so you can come and gangbang me at the secretshop near the river! Bring all your comrades, i will sure be there for you. Muacks.

hais.. these 2 years I have been training my napha, trying so hard to increase my muscle in my chest so that my nipples will protude out on the shirt more significantly that makes me sexy

my current napha results

sit-up 100

chin-up 20

sit and reach 50cm

2.4km 5 mins

shuttle run 5 sec

standing broad jump out of range.(basically i fly well...)

just joking haaha

my actual results

sit-up 1 or maybe 2?

sit and reach 10cm? well basically i cant straighten my hand well....

chin up - does 1/10 of 1? count?

2.4km or should i call it 100m run ? cause i always hit 100 and knock out

standing broad jump. Is 20 cm counted? My Fats refuse to budge when i tried so hard and its not my fault .. is just that my body wouldnt want to move... okay !!

ok basically thats it for today lesson just ended time to drink so oil to FUEL UP !

so long nOoBs ^_^

by ur sincerely dota pro

Dota King Went Kbox-ing

Yo Noobz! Im Back again to bring u more stuff on CHENGYAOYAO.blogspot.com, DOTA KING Of Year 2008 OFFICAL BLOG. I went kbox with my Ka Kia-s who wanted to learn how i own ppl in dota like frying an egg. so the almighty me told them to go kbox! Went there and sing until so song.

DOTA KING GETS RAZOR

SUCKERS, see this...THIS IS RAZOR LAI-KO-SA CUMMM RAZOR KA-RAIT! NOOBS Now, the dota king is armed with more powerful gaming arsenal, macham like my ka-cheng got 2 D cup NUCLEAR MISSLE.PREPARE TO GET OWNED FOR THIS IS THE DOTA KIGN WIF MORE POWER! _l_ NOOBS ALT QQ LA

WHAT A BORING DAY

Lets not talk anymore of dota .... being to bored just owning and owning all you bloody noobs. Today in school was damn boring starting with the OOAD lecture ... it was like basicly like i always said, insulting my intelligence lah. Seriously like wtf all this i already known when I was like still sucking my thumb... although i prefer DICKS.

After lecture i decided to dota at the Library Cafe ba.. since previous lecture was like freaking boring.. BUT being the KING of DOTA I was like lying down and owning my peeps in DOTA.
(ME SUPERMAN)
AND, for a very long time I was wandering why am I so pro and lucky.. While lying down, I just realised that it was all due to my lucky charm, which is my small black mole beside the right side of my mouth. XDD


Back to school, lessons was tooo insulting and boring and because of that, I was totaly damn shag out.

Lessons end and took 72 bus to tampines to makan with dota noob friends XD suckers. In the 72 bus I was listening to my songs and slept all the way. It was sibei shoik lah I tell you. Just look my pic how shoik I was. BTW, HAHAS was dreaming and fantasizing about ... heee heeee.

THIS IS MY NEWEST PHOTO

Offering pubic hair removal and free suction service IF U OWN ME IN DOTA!=D

run and run u LOSERS !!!

today's weather is perfect for owning more noob but let's not discuss about owning. recently miss tay said about the napfa test for us so i started my training. the fun part about this training is i managed to outrun 3 of my classmates, one of them is my class fitest, Sim Yee Keng. tinking that he had been training for months and months and i jus train for A DAY. OMFGGGGG!!!! he cannot even run win me. LOL !!! NOOBS ALWAYS. TOLD YOU GUYS IM THE KING OF DOTA AND (((SPORT))) !!!!